Jobs of the Future

As the internet becomes closely monitored, resisters and agitators will return to FM radio to tell their story. Here they’ll use the power of the human voice to speak about the world.

The Home Cyberneticist will help you build your interconnected super-house safely and securely. From cleaning robots to doors that only exist when you’re alone, the Cyberneticist has you covered.

Augmented reality will let you change how our world looks. And the Personal Reality Designer will help create that world for you – all free of bloat and adware (for a clean and healthy home life).

All those abandoned social media accounts make us disturbingly easy to find. The Cloud Cleaner scrapes your personal data off the internet, protecting you from doxxing and surveillance.

Part designer, part developer. After making a scan of your body, the Fashion Programmer will 3D print a made-to-measure version of anything on your Pinterest board. From blue jeans to couture.

They extract insight from tangles of corporate data and excavate the customer insight of dead unicorn startups. They’ll also answer questions like, “Where DID Grandma store her photos?”.