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Help: what should we call MOO paper?
We’re having a bit of a… remix behind the scenes at MOO, as you might’ve noticed. We’ll be showing you more exciting things in due time, but for now, we could use your help.
At the moment, MOO Business Cards are available in two different paper stocks. There’s ‘MOO Classic’ and ‘MOO Green’.
Now, ‘MOO Green’ as a name is fine. It’s 100% recycled, produced using wind-power, and very high quality paper. ‘MOO Green’ kind of sums that up….
But ‘MOO Classic’? Well, that’s where the problem lies. It’s called Classic, because it’s the same stock we used for our MiniCards – for us, it sort of is a classic.
But ‘Classic’ implies… a textured stock perhaps, something a little more old fashioned. Maybe you’d think it was an off white – rather than the bright white it is, maybe you’d think it wouldn’t print photos so well…
There’s also the fact that our standard, ‘Classic’ paper is thicker than the standard used by many other printing companies. We just have ‘premium paper’ – we don’t really like the bendy stuff that gets all messed up before you’ve even handed it over.
So, help!
We need a new name for our ‘Classic’ paper. Something that describes the feel, and the quality.
(If you need more details, its 16pt/350gsm, matte laminated, sustainably sourced and Elemental Chlorine Free.)
Answers in the comments – and the best one wins a box of Classic (grr) Business Cards or MiniCards.
UPDATED…
We’ve all been blown away by your comments and suggestions here on the MOO Blog, Twitter and Facebook. Thank you for your weird, wonderful and down right creative ideas!
The team here at MOO will be reading your paper name ideas over the weekend and the winner will be announced on Monday 17th May. Keep your eyes peeled…
Low fat Moo
Polished Moo
Native Moo
Fresh Moo
Whole Moo
Signature stock
Green stock
IMpact
PriMoo or Primoo
True Moo or 100% Moo
Just Moo, Trust Moo, True Moo, 100% Moo
laMOOnated
Moo Snow
Moo Milk
Moo Maripan
Coconut Moo
Vanilla Moo
Moo Rice
Moo Sugar
Moo Frost
MOO+
MOO Premium
MOO Grade
Moo Lush!
Moo Slick
My suggestions:
1. MOO Plain
2. MOO Bright
3. MOO Matte (or what about the Italian “Latte”? LOL)
Moo Modern
MOOdern
Premooum
MootyFine
MooGrade
Paramoont
Primoo
Supremoo
Moo Stock White
Moo Milk White
Moo EClorFree White
Moo EClorFree Premium
MOO Grade and LaMOOnated sounds awesome :D
I could be boring and suggest ‘Original’… LOL
Moo Light
Moo Right
How about ‘Moospaper’ or Full Fat Moo Paper?
Moo Modern
Ooh, wicked brief!
Got a bit carried away…
Suggesting feel & quality…
MOO Swank (or Swanky)
MOO Perb (or Superb ;)
MOO Posh
MOO Lux (or Luxe)
MOO Deluxe
MOO Divine
MOO Plush
MOO Toff
MOO Gorgeous (or Gorge)
Suggesting superiority…
MOO Super (or SuperMOO)
MOO Killer
MOO A1
MOO Genius
MOOstro (or Maestro)
MOO Champ (or Champion)
MOO Demon
MOO Elite
MOO Finest (or Fine)
MOO Select
Suggesting ‘Classic’ or original…
MOO Famous
MOO Autograph
MOO Signature
MOO Original
MOO Pure
MOO Master
MOO Kosher
MOO Faithful
MOO Trusty
MOO Trademark
MOO The First
MOO Senior
Suggesting brightness / clarity…
MOO Shine
MOO Beam
MOO Brilliant
MOO Vivid
Moom Card
“The Moother of all business cards”
Moo Strong?
(I thought it should be something that doesn’t need much explaining about WHAT it is – so something referring to its caracteristics…)
Suggestions for Moo Classic) —
1. MOOgnificent (Magnificent Moo)
2. Moo’riginal (Moo Original)
3. Moo Matte
3. The one and only Moo
4. Moo Stock
5. Moo-industry
6. Moo Pretty (Pretty Moo)
7. Moo Classy (Classy Moo)
8. Moo Delish
9. Moo Paper
10. Moo Print
11. Moo White
12. Moo Devine
I like Signature Moo (with a little hoof print emblem)
How about ‘Freisian’ as a bovine link?
Luxury Moo
Moo Retro
The Original Moo
Moo Smooth.
MOO Professional
The quality of the paper is extremely high quality. You will have people thinking that you spent a ton of money on the cards, but what they don’t know is that they are not expensive at all!
Bob
Moo Moo
MOOdern
Udderly Moo
Moo Supreme
Moo Dream
Moo Swish
Moo Suave
Mint
Mint Moo
Moo Treat
Moo Gem
Gem
Smart Cards
Moo Smart
How about any of these suckers…
Moo Classy
Moo Pristine
Moo Simply Awesome
Moo Simple but Awesome
True MOO
1. MooVe!
2. MooRe!
3. ReMooLution
4. MooRainbow
5. NiceToMoo
6. Moo MeetUp
7. MooInMyPocket
8. PowerMoo
9. GoodMooRning
Moo Savvy
Moo Dexterity
Moo Factor
Moo Mighty Class
Moo Spirit
Moo Mastery
Moo Ingenuity
MOO Premium. :D Says it all.
1. Moo Ultra
2. Moo Xtra or Moo Xtra Touch
3. Moo Wow
For what it is worth absolutely everyone I give my cards to delivers is wowed by the quality of the stock and originality of the cards.
Moo Heavo (ala heavy-stock and refreshing as a mochito!)
Moo Blue – it’s symple, obvious and sounds good :)
Moo Premium
The Moo Original
Moo Primo
The Moo Standard
Moo Original Stock
Absolutely Moo
Moolicious
MoOriginal (MOO Original)
Moo Signature
(OR)
MOO True
oh, and…
True MOO
Moo cashmere
“kobe” (like the premium steak)
or
Gallery Satin
(you could also pronounce it Sat-teen and make it sound foreign, like Rodeo drive in LA.)
So many great suggestions…
MooPinnacle
AcmeMoo
MooSupremo
Simply the Best Moo
MightyMoo
MeglaMoo
Mootabulous
GrandeMoo