Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper? (Day 6 of the Caption Competition)

16th October 2008 by Alicia

We are now half way through the MOO Christmas and Holiday Card Caption Competition and the captions are getting better and better.

This next image is for all of you that have spent 8 days of Chanukah gorging yourselves on Chanukah gelt and walking around with chocolate smeared round your mouth.

Our sixth photo was taken by Gaetan Lee.

Chocolate *and* a toy!?

Comments (42)

  1. Rebecca:

    Inside this coin is the richest darth chocolate you’ve ever tasted! Happy Holidays!

  2. Rebecca:

    Have a stormin’ holiday!

  3. Rebecca:

    Be a trooper and enjoy a stormin’ rich holiday season!

  4. Rebecca:

    Hope these aren’t too old to eat. I found them along time ago in a galaxy far far away.

  5. Rebecca:

    It’s time to LEGO of your stress and enjoy a sweet holiday!

  6. Rachel Keslensky:

    Thanks to Kaminoan technology, we’ve cloned Christmas to last eight nights.

    Chag Sameach!

  7. Marti:

    Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!

  8. Lisa:

    The Dark Side is looking to improve their public image this holiday season.

    Take advantage

  9. Dawne:

    i promise there are no more behind my back!!!!

  10. Tony:

    We have imprisoned Han Rolo in this slab of chocolite.

  11. Denise:

    Jango Fett ‘em all ’cause he thought it was a bounty.

  12. Annalisa:

    Though once confident that he could imagine quite a bit, this was stretching the limits of even his wildest dreams.

  13. Jim:

    “Back off! We need all this to bail out the Empire’s economy!”

  14. MJ:

    Vader only gave me an apple!

  15. Stacy Wieringa:

    This is a Holiday Trooper. Every year he stands in line for a month waiting to buy the most popular toy of the season!

  16. Gretchen:

    These aren’t the chocolates you’re looking for.

    Move along… and have a happy holiday.

  17. Liv:

    Merry Christmas from a galaxy far, far away!

  18. Erika:

    And Vader said unto the Clones, “You too shall have a Christmas bonus.”

  19. Kat:

    …there will be a substantial reward for the one who finds Santa’s workshop.

  20. Kat:

    I know I wanted to be Gold Leader for Christmas, but this is ridiculous!

  21. Jon:

    The Empire issues new sheilds! Not so easy to maneuver, hey happy holidays!

  22. Stuart Peck:

    flippin’ Olympic Parade….I used to get paid to guard Lord Vader y’know

  23. mnc:

    We three kings of Ovarat are, bearing gift we teleport afar . . . “

  24. Jon:

    I missing the storm trooper christmas party, as punishment I’ve got to move these! Oh well, Merry Christmas!

  25. Becca:

    May you be blessed with much gelt this Hannukah season!

  26. Allan:

    These aren’t the coins we’re looking for.

  27. Marian:

    Hanukkah Greetings from the Dark Chocolate Side of the Force.

  28. Casey Palmer:

    The Empire would like to wish all you peons a Merr–

    –IT’S A TRAP!!!

  29. Irit:

    Guys, a little help?!

  30. Irit:

    It sucks to be the only Jewish guy in the Empire.

  31. Irit:

    I’m a Jewish stormtrooper;
    The only one, you see.
    And so, on every Chanukah,
    All the money goes to me!

  32. Irit:

    Being the only Jewish stormtrooper certainly has its perks.

  33. bonjovi6635:

    My lord Yoda said….
    After finishing this FORCE chocolate, I could be a skywalker, too.


  34. Hazel:

    Which hand do you think it’s in?

  35. Kitschen Pink:

    There are so many excellent captions for this one I can’t think for laughing!!!!! t.xx

  36. Peter:

    Yum…Deathstar by chocolate…

  37. Julian Wolf:

    These are the coins you’re looking for.

    Happy Holidays!

  38. Julian Wolf:

    It took the little guy eight days to get you this coin- please enjoy it!

    Happy Chanukah!

  39. Marian:

    We’re going to need a really big dreidel.

    Happy Hanukkah!

  40. Ab:

    Pheww, no Brussel Sprouts this year ?!! No longer may the force be with us

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